The Future is 🔥

I am talk-to-texting this to you from All Star Donuts on Van Ness and Market Street in San Francisco. It is amazing how fast I wrote that first sentence, and I think this will turn out to be a very efficient way of posting more content. I’ve been using talk-to-text to communicate through text messages since I realized how much more safe it was then texting and driving, which is, I believe, a much larger problem in the midwest than it is out here in California and on the west coast of America.

Okay, this part I am simply typing with my fingers. Now I am using swype actually because I used to have a friend that used this and she made it look so easy. But, the point is that there is a guy next to me, at first I thought he was a Muni driver, but now I think he is a homeless person, and he is standing up after the lady yelled at him for sleeping, and I can’t tell if he is scared of falling back asleep, or if he is gonna shit his pants. I’m starting to think he is gonna shit. Either way…he’s got a weird stance going on. I am just testing out the phone blog today. But I should do it more often, just blog willy-nilly from the phone. Hmm. Well I’m gonna go explore the world some more I think. I really don’t know. I ate an old fashion donut here…and it was 100% not the move. I love chillin in donut shops, but I am starting to dearly hate donuts. Shit puts me strAIGHT to sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Chris

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