Is Strange Dude

The time is 17:35 and I am writing to you from Sister in Downtown Albuquerque. I’ve been meaning to come down here for a while because one of the guys at Cheebahut told me that it was the lit place to chill on a Friday. He didn’t use the phrase for people your age, but I remember it being vaguely insinuated haha.

I’m a hungry dog, yall. I look around me, and all I see is meat, and I want to eat. Really what I should be doing is uploading my video to YouTube. However, I wasn’t able to film the whole thing in one fall stretch this time, and so I am going to have to edit the smaller segments together in Shotcut ~ and that is kind of a nightmare, I can’t even lie to you! I am dying for better equipment. That’s going to be the main campaign I start running on YouTube. I’m going to create a list of the new equipment I need, and then I am going to blast it on the internet. This way, if people feel like leaving me a tip or something, for reviewing these different places and things, they can feel even more comfortable, because they will know exactly where the money is going. + weed.

What’s my move? All I can think about is hanging out with that girl. You’re the only thing I can think about. I’m not really sure how to proceed. I feel like I’m making things awkward, just by being myself. I mean, it’s obviously different, that’s forsure, and I just hope you don’t view it as bad. I am not a bad person, but I am a shy person. And now that I’ve been presented an opportunity to hangout with someone else, it makes me realize how much I am not interested in hanging out with other people. Almost everything in my life has been dictated by fear ~ I’m pretty sure I wrote that the other day. This is no different. I’m scared to talk to you, even though you are making it so incredibly easy. I want to travel North to the Salt Flats and fall in love under the stars. I want to make love in all 50 states!

Okay, I left abruptly and now I am at Humble Coffee. I’m just walking around downtown like I’m going to find you here! Ugh. Even if we don’t get to hangout, which would be an atrocity, at least I am holding out for something I want. The most important part about life is not selling yourself short, because otherwise you will never be able to keep up with it. You can’t have everything you want, but you must want everything you have.

You might get a lot of what you want though. The abundance of lust in my life makes me quite grateful. Love is there too, but I really like having people lust after me haha. Especially beautiful young women. But now I have to learn to execute. I guess….honestly, I have no idea what is about to happen next. Haha. I could be the lover of your dreams, or I could be the slut of my dreams.

The fastest way to Spark Twain’s heart is to invite him to fuck your friends. If you love something, let it freak!

I almost posted that quote on my ig story, but I’m going to wait until this writing is actually live on the website. Young writers take note; that sentence is going to pay me dividends. It took me 3 seconds to write, but a lifetime to come up with it. Someday I’m going to horizontal on 400 thread count, getting my dick slobbered on by one girl, while I’ve got my tongue jammed in my better friends asshole, and I’m going to think dividends.

Having sex with three people would probably be awesome no matter what way you eat the cake. Actually, I read something about in relation to my horoscope once that was very correct. I could handle three people, but I don’t think I would enjoy it as much making love to a single person. In fact, I’m almost positive I wouldn’t. Unless one of those people is my lover. I’m trying to think about how I would handle that…is it wrong to think that it’s different for men and women? I’m kind of girly, haha, that’s forsure. I’m hellllla nice, and I know that shit. If I was in love with a girl…I don’t think I would feel very confident about giving her permission to let other men inside of her. If I do give you permission to do this…I don’t think that’s probably going to end well. If you desire that, you need to tell me in the beginning. Is that fair? I’m telling you in the beginning! I don’t need a women who will, after we build a bond together, help keep improving the quality of my orgasms in amazing and unforeseen ways for as long as possible, but I am not lying when I tell you that that is the quickest way to my heart haha. Takes a lot of confidence, right? Haha.

What am I going to do now? I think this 505 Food Hall is open until like 9 or 10. Right now I am say inside of Humble Coffee, but the lady told me that this place remains open to the public even after the coffee  house closes, and I like it in here because it’s brighter, you know? I should have been uploading YT videos this whole time! Should I get started on that? Or should I hit the road and go home? Omg I have to edit too haha. I think I’m going to go home, as if you’re going to be there or something. It’s fucked up.

Haha. I’m such a fucking SAP! Seriously. I am lonely, but it ain’t all that I guess. I came home and never posted this. Never really got much done, actually. I’m trying to 10x my YouTube channel. I’ve have 6000 views in the last 90 days, and in the next 90 days, I want to get 60,000 views! SUPERSIZE THAT SHIT! I’m kind of excited, because I feel like I actually know what I want to do with my life now! I’m not going to tell you what that is haha. But, I will tell you that I need your help getting there! I need you! So, you know, don’t let me down. Please. Babes and Dudes.

x. Spark Twain