$whale okay then

I’m 1 whale away from Dolphin. This community is so litty. I’m going to write about it on my blog a lot. See yall on the moon.

That’s the comment I just left under the #price-discussion channel within the $Whale Discord server. You can still see the comment if you join the server. I wish they kept track of how many people a specific person invited to the discord, but the Whale Community doesn’t do that apparently.

Did yall read the article where I talk about living life like I’m 19 even thought I’m 29?

Right here ~ right dao.

Wait? Did he really just say that.

Yes I did, ladies and gentlemen.

Damn tho! if my back doesn’t hurt. Somedays, I’m just so sick of this human form. Thumbs are nice, but spines are fragile.

Someone who is new here might think I am getting off track, but this is just how I stream.

The time is 10:38 and I am writing to you from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There are a million and ten thoughts running through my head right now. I still have the Whale Discord open in the background. A gentleman named Paul tipped me 0.1 VV in response to my message, and he told me to share the post when I finish it. I will, and it’s not going to be what anyone expected haha. It would be the bee’s tits if my blog caught on in the cryptospace. I mean…idek what I write about haha, but I write about crypto a lot. If an individual were to go back on my blog, I bet they could find me saying something along the lines of The time is 17:57, July 1st 2017. It’s sunny as hell here in Seattle, and if I wasn’t so stuck in my ways I’d probably buy Bitcoin right now, because someday that shit is going to be worth 50k.

I find it hard to believe that any one person will read all of my writing before I die, but if you do, let me know how close I was.

Ant just walked out the back door, probably to get her journals from the car. I really like hanging out with Ant. Mostly we just sit in silence. It can get a little weird, I guess, but it’s something new and I think we both enjoy that.

Do you know why they call it Trainwreck? Because after you smoke that shit, it supposedly feels like you got hit by a train [the next morning ~ after taking 10 bligs to the dome at your local frat house].

Okay ~ now I am offtrack, forsure. Can’t dogg on me for speaking my mind though. That’s what I do! My name is Spark Twain, and I’m a stream of consciousness writer from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Currently I live in Albuquerque, and depending how I enjoy the winter here [remember where I’m from], I might stay here for the rest of my life. I also lived in San Francisco for 3 years, and I worked at the Green Tortoise hostel for 1 year [both locations]. That’s ST in a nutshell. Now, let me tell you why I’m interested in $WHALE.

Most of you are probably lost as fuck right now. So…let me try and summarize.

Actually, I’ve been summarizing. Me? I missed the 2020 crypto wave. I lived in SF for 3 years and I was making $23 an hour for the final year, and I didn’t even buy one single dogecoin. Obviously I’m looking back on that like…wth is wrong with you Chris ~ get your ish together. And so…well, my shit is together. It just doesn’t look like those whom I aspire to. My friends within the crypto community…they are changing my life. My guy Kinchasa says that 2021 is the year of the crypto, and 2022 will be the year of the dao. Things do move awfully fast nowadays, but it’s not impossible that 2023 or 2024 is the year of the dao. All of us cryptozoids are wayyy ahead of the times.

Don’t think I just threw that together. Cryptonauts are the industry leaders, delving into the vast unknowns to bring us the future. Cryptozoids are small hodlers and traders that propagate the culture and are on a mission to evolve. Only you can decide when you are a cryptonaut. It’s like telling people that you are rich. Do you tell people you are rich? Have you ever told someone that you were rich, only to find out that person dwarfs your status? Modest Twain will be calling himself a cryptozoid ~ until I hit that prime 1 million ~ spread through many cryptos. I’m hoping to spread myself across a dense string of diversity. Between January and April of 2021 I made about $6000 buying and selling crypto on KuCoin and Coinbase. Don’t tell the government that shit though. I told them I sold $4000 worth of tyedye shirts, but really I only sold like $500 worth. So I both under-reported and lied. Come and get me, assholes. DAO>GOV.

Someday the United States government will be a DAO. It’s honestly the best way humans can continue to trust each other. A lot of my hippie friends want to rid themselves of money and the capitalistic system completely, but you can’t simply *wish* away cancer. In fact, we might actually cure cancer someday, but Capitalism is never going away. It’s going to evolve and become way better though. If you are interested in the future of all things necessary, then you need to learn about Decentralized Autonomous Organizations. I did not have to look up that acronym, but I did spell decentralized wrong, haha. Obivously you never would have noiticed that if I hadn’t told you, because Microscoff Wurd autocorrects that shit for me. But just there I left some typos in, so you can get an idea of how many words I really misspell. Although, now that I’m really thinking about it, those words are not misspelled because I can’t spell them, they are misspelled because I am careless when I type haha.

So! Now the time is 12:09 here in Albuquerque. I talked to my friend about his crypto punk. Right now is the time to guess how much he paid for it last year…times up! He paid $131 ~ let’s say he did that in February of 2020. Now his punk is worth $150,000 at least. This is a game changer. I mean…I’m going to put myself in a position to see success like that. I’m pretty sure he just bought it because he legit wanted it. Nobody could have known the leaps and bounds that we’re attained over the year 2020. It honestly accelerated the crypto space by 10 years. But…I think that it will continue to move fast from here on out. It’s just impossible to know what is coming. Yo. I’m not even talking about anything right now haha.

I have to work in a couple of hours. I don’t mind going to work, but damn if I don’t think it’s what I’m supposed to be doing with my life. You see, I was more interested in crypto than almost all of my friends, and what does that mean? I need to upgrade my friend group. A lot of people have taken my words and used them to profit, especially within the last year. But ole ST missed the bus on that one…and I’m really not sure how. Nonetheless, we can’t move forward expecting something similar to happen, we can only move forward expecting the unexpected to happen. There are a lot of NFT’s out there right now. Lazy Lions I think are going to spike. I’ve been trying to get involved with the Beatnik Tiki Tribe…but as I said, I think they are doing the giveaways in an unfair fashion, where only people who have a lot of time [money] will be able to claim those prizes. We want diversity in crypto, not for a small amount of people to hold all the capital, or we will literally have the same problems we have now ~ relatively speaking.

I can feel myself slipping into a bad mood. I hate being poor. Yall in the $whale discord probably aren’t going to be interested in this kind of talk. If you made it this far, I appreciate you. I’m not really sure who my target audience is. It’s not even like I’m writing to educate, I’m just writing to vent. I’m just writing because I don’t know what else to do here with my time on earth. My hope is that becoming involved in the crypto space will fill the void in my life, essentially for love, that I have been working so long and hard to fill. My life has been a rollercoaster. I’m sure yours has too. We all have our stories. And, honestly, I know a lot of yall write your stories down as well, perhaps even better than I.

Hmm. Yeah. Somehow I need to stay more on track with my writing. Like, I honestly started writing this with the intent of talking about the $whale community, but now I’m just all up in my feelings. I have to go to work in a couple hours, and it’s really quite disheartening. Perhaps I am just too nice, and nice guys really do finish in last place.

Now, this is not to say things are never good. In fact, I’m pretty sure that my ability to maintain happiness is above that of which many I know. There is a rarely a day I am not smiling and dancing while I walk down the street. But it really is lonely at the top. I’m not even sure if other people feel happiness in the same way that I feel like. I mean, it’s really just getting high. My happiness has always equated to getting high ~ both in the sense that it can be dependent upon substances, and that my happiness hits in shorts bursts, not unlike a drug.

This is not healthy, and although it’s a wonderful ability to have, it’s obviously not what I really want, or I’d be writing something totally different. Feel me?

Tbh when I started writing this blog, I guess I thought it would catch on. I thought people would read my stuff, think it was good, and then share it with their friends. I’m pretty sure that in the 3+ years I’ve been writing in this style, nobody had ever shared my writing. And I’m not sure why. How I am treated irl is not similar to how I am treated online. People fuck with me irl forreal. Somehow, I have to translate that over to my blog. Oh, well, I suppose there are other options. I posted a video on YouTube the other day. I had decided I was going to start posting one everyday, but then I didn’t. I feel weird filming with my friend here. Like I said, none of my friends are interested in the same things as me. I feel like they look at YouTubing as something they would love to do, but could never do. For me it’s like…if I don’t find success in terms of people listening to my speeches and reading my blog, I will consider my life a waste. We are all allowed to do whatever we what with our time here on this earth, and I think it’s healthy to have goals and levels to strive for.

Idk what I need, but I need something. I shouldn’t be feeling like this. I wonder how many people feel like me. Suspectfully, it’s a lot, because hella people I know are dissatisfied with their life. Me? I’ve been on this earth for 29 years, and I can easily identify which times were better then other times. Right now is a pretty bad time for me, but somehow, the crypto community is the light at the end of that tunnel. It’s crazy difficult for me to keep up with everything though. Like, if I don’t walk for an hour per day and write for an hour per day, I lose my fucking mind. But I had the last 19 months off of work, and I wasn’t able to turn my free time into a lifestyle. So now I’ve gotten a job and I’m disheartened as fuck because I don’t have any time again. But you know what? I’m going to take the small amount of money I make, and I’m going to buy $whale with it. I already own 21.75 $whale, and so I’m like 2 seconds away from being a Dolphin. Actually, hold on. I should be able to do it right now. I have 0.003 eth in my Discord tip acct…actually, yeah ~ I’ll just wait until I can buy moremore. No doubt that if I could attend the cipher today I would end up stacking some enough for dolphin status! But I have to work. I literally can’t believe that I afforded myself 19 months off work ~ and I didn’t just sit around and do nothing ~ but I still completely failed. And now…I don’t really like my new job. Last night I walked out of the building with $80 in tips, which is like nothing. And the winter is coming on. It’s starting to feel like this job won’t pay off until next summer…and I can’t imagine working this job all winter! Forreal. I could at first, two weeks ago, but now that I’m there in the building everyday it’s like…I need to get this portion of my life over with as fast as possible. I’m not born to go into a restaurant and work everyday for people to give me pennies. I’m one of the greatest minds of my generation…I just wish I knew why haha.

PS ~ don’t forget to check out the Cipher Media Discord. These are the people who have really opened my eyes to how I should be handling the space, and they host freestyles several times per week in various Discord servers. Definitely think you should check them out, come to the freestyles, and check out my music on their app!

x. Spark Twain