My Personal Blog

Coca-Cola doesn’t make you vomit

The time is 02:02 in the morning and I am writing to you from Happy Donuts in North Beach. I am not sure if I want to order anything. I wonder what they would say if I didn’t order? I am in

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To No Avail…

I write a lot more than comes to light on this blog, but today marks a shift in the paradigm! One that I have building towards. I have long since needed to be more pragmatic about how I live life; I live

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Bob’s Donuts; back for the first time

The time is 11:11 and I am writing to you from Bob’s Donuts on Polk St. It’s been a hella long while since I have written to you from Bob’s donuts, mostly because they plugged something into the outlet I used to

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The Future is 🔥

I am talk-to-texting this to you from All Star Donuts on Van Ness and Market Street in San Francisco. It is amazing how fast I wrote that first sentence, and I think this will turn out to be a very efficient way

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Small Update for a Big Surprise

Welcome to the Spark Twain blog! I have been HELLA BUSY doing all sorts of things. I work 40 hours a week, but even during this five weeks I have had off work, I have managed to edit and post nothing! And

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HeartOfZeus aint leaving

It’s early. The time is 04:12 in the morning, and I am writing to you from my apartment. There is a lot going on with this blog right now, and so sometimes it is here, and sometimes it is not. I am

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4.20 @ SPARC

I am at SPARC, and I am really disappointed to say I just spend $63 on a half ounce of weed. Just a couple of days ago I was looking into the prospects of purchasing by the pound for $250 per. Ugh.

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4.17-4.19 Happy Donuts

I never do fucking anything. I am eating a giant apple fritter [I think it’s giant, idk the average size of an apple fritter] and drinking a huge coffee. Check And Mate. The time is 18:05 and I am writing to you

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