Category: The Art Of Blowing Up

Epic Morning!

The time is 09:05 and I am writing to you from Ihatov Bread && Coffee. I feel quite amazing this morning. There is mucus in my system, and I wish it would leave.

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Afternoon of July 3rd 2021 MTCR

The time is 16:21 and I am writing to you from MTCR. I just got of work, like, 15 minutes ago. I made myself some onion rings and ate them on the way here…it was a terrible decision

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King Of Procrastination

Just went and had a pee, but I can tell I’m going to have to let a sick fart rip soon. Oh! And I brought a load of laundry with me and I am going to stop and do laundry at the mat before I have to work today.

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