Secret Blog - Spark Twain

Bob wore a Donut costume to the party, and no one was surprised

I am writing this to you from Bobs Donuts. I just yawned… probably I am reaching a lifetime donut limit in my mid-twenties, and I am not proud of this, but I am willing to share the information. The time is 23:36

11/01/2019

That time I slept on a couch in Riverwest.

Today is going to be Tuesday until the end of the day. I woke up at 03:00 today, and currently the time is 04:58. I went to bed pretty early, at like 19:30 or something. It works out well because then I

10/29/2019

Starbucks to the Superbowl!

I am writing to you from the same Starbucks Reserve I was at the other day. Tourist vibes af over here, but that’s not the only way I can tell I’m in Fisherman’s Wharf. I also have a map. I like it

10/28/2019

From the window I saw the hummingbirds sing, and they were singing about Starbucks

I am writing to you from Bob’s and the time is 15:56 on October 26th. It’s Halloween weekend, but I am not really feeling in the spirit. It’s kind of strange. I enjoy Halloween, without a doubt, but I didn’t find myself

10/27/2019

Ecstatic Dance, and a Sunrise Wedding!

I am writing to you from Caffe Trieste this morning, and I feel different than I did last time I wrote from this location. When I first arrived this morning there was a blond lady that emerged from a car right as

10/26/2019

GB vs OAK

Yesterday I spent the whole day walking around with my computer, and today I will not make the same mistake. I am writing this to you from Union Street Coffee Roastary. I went to Trieste this morning at 07:00am, but they weren’t

10/20/2019

Some Lady Gave Me a FREE BANANA [right before I wrote this]

Have you guys ever heard me rap? I’m a helluva rapper, tbh, and I think it’s high time I monetize my skills. SO, I don’t even really know where to start. I am doing it for…myself, and for hip-hop. I am gonna

10/19/2019

Coca-Cola doesn’t make you vomit

The time is 02:02 in the morning and I am writing to you from Happy Donuts in North Beach. I am not sure if I want to order anything. I wonder what they would say if I didn’t order? I am in

10/16/2019

To No Avail…

I write a lot more than comes to light on this blog, but today marks a shift in the paradigm! One that I have building towards. I have long since needed to be more pragmatic about how I live life; I live

10/14/2019

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