My Personal Blog

Bob’s Donuts; back for the first time

The time is 11:11 and I am writing to you from Bob’s Donuts on Polk St. It’s been a hella long while since I have written to you from Bob’s donuts, mostly because they plugged something into the outlet I used to

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The Future is 🔥

I am talk-to-texting this to you from All Star Donuts on Van Ness and Market Street in San Francisco. It is amazing how fast I wrote that first sentence, and I think this will turn out to be a very efficient way

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Small Update for a Big Surprise

Welcome to the Spark Twain blog! I have been HELLA BUSY doing all sorts of things. I work 40 hours a week, but even during this five weeks I have had off work, I have managed to edit and post nothing! And

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HeartOfZeus aint leaving

It’s early. The time is 04:12 in the morning, and I am writing to you from my apartment. There is a lot going on with this blog right now, and so sometimes it is here, and sometimes it is not. I am

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4.20 @ SPARC

I am at SPARC, and I am really disappointed to say I just spend $63 on a half ounce of weed. Just a couple of days ago I was looking into the prospects of purchasing by the pound for $250 per. Ugh.

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4.17-4.19 Happy Donuts

I never do fucking anything. I am eating a giant apple fritter [I think it’s giant, idk the average size of an apple fritter] and drinking a huge coffee. Check And Mate. The time is 18:05 and I am writing to you

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Four-Twenty

It’s 4/20 bitches. Gettchasmokeon. That’s what imma do. Casey, Kalen, and myself, we’re going up to Delores Park for 16:20 today. Gonna be lit. Be there, or forever hold your squareness. Spark Twain * * * A Note from the future:You can

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SGN-HKG-SFO-04/12/19

Today is an exciting day! I am on my way back to San Francisco! At the moment, I am writing to you from the Hong Kong International Airport. Very mountainous here. My flight doesn’t leave for like 4 hours, and in fact

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