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MBSB 2

Have you ever read the poem about the Purple Cow? I am eating the Purple Bowl right now. Plus I smoked a bowl of purp for breakfast. The time is 03:42 and I am writing to you from mbsb. I feel beautiful

11/08/2019

MBSB 1

Starbucks has officially kicked off Christmas Season! The time is 03:45 and I am writing to you from mbsb. What did I call it yesterday? Lol. Today it is the Montgomery Block Starbucks. I just went and told the lady at the

11/07/2019

A Clean Slate

I am melting. Like a fire hydrant on acid, in a rainstorm, with no coat. God damn bucking horse underneath it’s ass! Racing! We both racing! And it’s not to a finish line. The loser of this match…well they’re going to die.

11/06/2019

Grey and Green

I am writing to you from Happy Donuts in North Beach. In front of me is a glazed twist and a large cup of coffee. In my heart I feel like sleeping…or is it my soul in which I feel that, and

11/02/2019

Bob wore a Donut costume to the party, and no one was surprised

I am writing this to you from Bobs Donuts. I just yawned… probably I am reaching a lifetime donut limit in my mid-twenties, and I am not proud of this, but I am willing to share the information. The time is 23:36

11/01/2019

That time I slept on a couch in Riverwest.

Today is going to be Tuesday until the end of the day. I woke up at 03:00 today, and currently the time is 04:58. I went to bed pretty early, at like 19:30 or something. It works out well because then I

10/29/2019

Starbucks to the Superbowl!

I am writing to you from the same Starbucks Reserve I was at the other day. Tourist vibes af over here, but that’s not the only way I can tell I’m in Fisherman’s Wharf. I also have a map. I like it

10/28/2019

From the window I saw the hummingbirds sing, and they were singing about Starbucks

I am writing to you from Bob’s and the time is 15:56 on October 26th. It’s Halloween weekend, but I am not really feeling in the spirit. It’s kind of strange. I enjoy Halloween, without a doubt, but I didn’t find myself

10/27/2019

Ecstatic Dance, and a Sunrise Wedding!

I am writing to you from Caffe Trieste this morning, and I feel different than I did last time I wrote from this location. When I first arrived this morning there was a blond lady that emerged from a car right as

10/26/2019

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