Secret Blog - Spark Twain

The Future is 🔥

I am talk-to-texting this to you from All Star Donuts on Van Ness and Market Street in San Francisco. It is amazing how fast I wrote that first sentence, and I think this will turn out to be a very efficient way

10/10/2019

Small Update for a Big Surprise

Welcome to the Spark Twain blog! I have been HELLA BUSY doing all sorts of things. I work 40 hours a week, but even during this five weeks I have had off work, I have managed to edit and post nothing! And

10/06/2019

HeartOfZeus aint leaving

It’s early. The time is 04:12 in the morning, and I am writing to you from my apartment. There is a lot going on with this blog right now, and so sometimes it is here, and sometimes it is not. I am

06/30/2019

4.20 @ SPARC

I am at SPARC, and I am really disappointed to say I just spend $63 on a half ounce of weed. Just a couple of days ago I was looking into the prospects of purchasing by the pound for $250 per. Ugh.

04/23/2019

4.17-4.19 Happy Donuts

I never do fucking anything. I am eating a giant apple fritter [I think it’s giant, idk the average size of an apple fritter] and drinking a huge coffee. Check And Mate. The time is 18:05 and I am writing to you

04/23/2019

Four-Twenty

It’s 4/20 bitches. Gettchasmokeon. That’s what imma do. Casey, Kalen, and myself, we’re going up to Delores Park for 16:20 today. Gonna be lit. Be there, or forever hold your squareness. Spark Twain * * * A Note from the future:You can

04/20/2019

A Triumphant Return To North Beach! 04/13/19-04/17/19

San Francisco, I have returned! The clock on my computer is telling me the right time again! Woohoo! It’s 04:03, and I am writing to you from the 24 hour donut shop in North Beach, and there are a good amount of

04/20/2019

SGN-HKG-SFO-04/12/19

Today is an exciting day! I am on my way back to San Francisco! At the moment, I am writing to you from the Hong Kong International Airport. Very mountainous here. My flight doesn’t leave for like 4 hours, and in fact

04/17/2019

The Saigoneer! 4/7/19-4/10/19

I am writing to you from L Cafe in Saigon. I believe there are two or three of these cafe’s right around here, and since I am unfamiliar with the streets I cannot tell you exactly where I am, but I can