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Wedding Weeknd On The Russian River

I write to you from the Russian River, one to two miles east of Heldsburg, CA. The Air B&B which has been reserved for the wedding is a beautiful log cabin. Three floors and vaulted ceilings? I’ll take a memory, Thank You

06/08/2018

The Philosophy Of Turning Twenty-Six

It’s currently 10:37 AM, and as I am beginning to type, I am realizing a finger injury that I sustained this weekend is creating an Ephemeral Rift between my keyboard and I (Really proud to be able to use that proper noun

06/07/2018

@Cafe Murano

Today I write to you from Cafe Murano, which is one of the more pleasant coffee shops I have been to in the city. The thing about San Francisco is that all the good hangouts are either over-crowded tourist hot spots, or

05/30/2018

One Day Late, but always on time.

I will never again be writing to you from the Ballroom of the Green Tortoise Hostel. Let that be simply stated. Today I write to you from Cafe Mason, and this is my second day in a row here. Like most things

05/30/2018

I failed to go LIVE, pretty much

I am in the ballroom of the Green Tortoise San Francisco sitting across from a man named Josh Martin. He is a traveling photographer only here for 2 nights. Tomorrow he will return to Los Angeles, and next Tuesday he will fly

05/18/2018

Live Post #1

I am sitting in the ballroom of the Green Tortoise Hostel in San Francisco, and I am live on Instagram as I write this. The video has been rolling for quite some time now…no one is watching at current, but viewers have

05/16/2018

Modern Day Jerusalem Cruisers

In contrast to my usual smoking weed and thinking about getting stuff done, I actually got some stuff done yesterday! When I woke up I took the bus to Jo’s house, where we made eggs and hungout until I returned on the

05/10/2018

One Tray to Rule Them Calls

I am the dumbest mf to walk the face of the planet. My dad shipped me a Google Pixel; the phone he has been using since it’s introduction in October 2016. When it arrived I was hella excited, but I decided to garner

04/24/2018

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day! 46% ladies, and 54% gentleman! That is according to Google Analytic’s, which I trust to help me keep track of my readers. Just like WordPress.org, open source word processors (My Blog, my rules right? Henceforth I shall be using

04/22/2018

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